behold, "the italian stallion". originally titled "party at kitty and studs", this little gem features stallone before he was rocky. instead, heÕs some guy named stud who dances around with a flaccid penis flopping all about. sure itÕs porn, but itÕs not. you know, no penetration.

it is truly one of the hardest movies to sit through that i have ever seen. all of the dialogue is dubbed in and it looks like it was shot over a weekend on a super 8. it probably was. the pride of my collection. note the pristine british import clamshell case. arenÕt you jealous?

love, biff.

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