Does it really get any better than this? Jim Varney, Loni Anderson, and Hulk Hogan star in the fourth, thatÕs right fourth, installment of the crappy kid ninja franchise.

This time around Rocky, Colt, and TumTum battle ninjas who are trying to take over a theme park in order to receive a hefty ransom.

9 year old TumTum miraculously kicks adults in the face, Rocky tries to win the girl, and Colt strokes his beautiful LBST.

The thing is a full blown beauty, ponytail and all. What a flick!

Love Biff.

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