Gome of the Week
Oh, Courtney. It is hard being untalented, isn't it? Anyway, she's the gomette of the week because she has filed lawsuits indefinitely halting any progress that was being made to release the Nirvana box set, set to be put out on the tenth anniversary of the release of Nevermind.
Thanks, Courtney. I can't wait until Billy Corgan has the time to write the next Hole record for you. We're all looking forward to it.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Nutsack - I don't know what the hell this site is for, but there is a picture of a rodent with a huge sack on here that is worth looking at. Otherwise, it's quite useless.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Wrestlemania V (1989)
We've got a good one for you this week. Ladies and gents, it's Wrestlemania V. Yes, that's right. You get to watch the Mega-Powers explode right before your very eyes. This is truly one of the great Wrestlemanias, and if you can make out the match listing on the left here, you can really see why. All your favorites are here: Ted Dibiase, Hercules, Dino Bravo, and of course, Bobby the Brain Heenan, who takes a beating from the Red Rooster.
On top of that, there are special appearances by Run-DMC and Rowdy Roddy Piper, who welcomes Morton Downey Jr. to Piper's Pit.
So, if you've got three hours to kill and you've never seen Strike Force in action before, rush out to your favorite video store, locate the "Special Interest" section, and make sure to cover yourself when the Mega Powers explode.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
U-God - Golden Arms Redemption (1999)
Yeah, he doesn't guest star in crappy movies or do guest spots with Limp Bizkit. And yeah, if this record would have come out in 1996 a lot more people would have bought it. Sadly for Baby U, everyone was disenchanted with the Wu when this record dropped so he got overlooked. I don't blame the real fans for getting fed up with the crap that they were putting out. Listening to Raekwon's second record was like re-heating food and eating it without taking the tin foil off first.
But what the hell. He's the unsung hero of the Wu and his record is pretty damn good. It also features Leatha Face and Hell Razah, who are both still interested in making good music, and it shows.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Trump Tight - Super tight, crazy tight, really fucking cool.
Origin - No idea. I heard Snoop say it on Doggystyle.
Usage - "Dude, I just got the new Jay-Z record, and that shit is trump tight! He's not overrated at all, bro!"
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top 10 songs Matthew Fargo likes to play in the background during sexual intercourse:
10."Takatanga" - Antonio Carlos Jobim
9. "Touch Me, Tiger" - April Stevens
8. "Dance God Damn It" - Sparks from Outer Space
7. "Africa" - Toto
6. "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"
5. "He Touched Me" - Barbra Streisand.
4. "T.S. Elliot Reads 'The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock'"
3. "Me Big Mouth" - Karp
2. "Sail Away" - Enya
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