Gome of the Week
Dude, that song of yours sucks for so many different reasons I won't even bother to name any of them.
Next time, restrain yourself before you decide to give WT America something that they just have to play in their trucks while they discuss their newly affirmed racist views.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Gorf - A little page dedicated to the greatest old school video game of all time. Bad move, space cadet.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Desert Blue (1998)
Kind of a weird independent film that I haven't made it all the way through yet. What I've seen so far is pretty good. It's got all those people you see on the front plus the fat guy from Mallrats.
They're trying to act like this film is some sort of comedy film but it's really not. It's just one of those independent films that has a bunch of people you've seen in other movies.
From the back: "A quirky, offbeat comic gem."
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Steven Jesse Bernstein - Prison (1992)
A bizarre mix of weird music with a thick layer of even weirder poetry layed on top of it, read by a guy who hurts so bad it will make you want to cry. It's no surprise that he killed himself before this record even hit the shelves.
If you like this, check out Jesse's acting skills in the hit film Shredder Orpheus.
A true NW voice.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
cherryoke - You break this the first time you sing karaoke.
Usage- "Dude, I'm kind of nervous. I don't think I want to sing."
"Dude, it's time you busted your cherryoke."
This Week's Top Ten List
Brad's Top Ten Favorite Lines from The Cable Guy:
(May not be word for word)
10. "I gotta warm up, don't want to pull a hammy."
09. "The password is vagina."
08. "Are you ready to rock?"
07. "He's having a super time."
06. "Promise me you won't go bungee jumping in Mexico."
05. "I just wanna hang out, no big deal."
04. "Guess we're playing ourselves a little game of phone tag here."
03. "Not a drip."
02. "Would you like some ju-iss?
01. "Scrambie eggs."