Gome of the Week
Given, we are starting to talk way too much on this website about karaoke and you know what? It's funny to us so you'll have to deal with it.
Anyway, there seems to be this faction of dudes (many of who look like our friend on the right here) who think that it's super dope when they sign up for "Rapper's Delight" or something like that and then do their own lyrics over it.
Sorry, boys, but it just ain't that cool so f-off.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Keeping up with Matt Fargo - Another in a series of bizarre Matt Fargo (Pretty to Look At) websites that serve as proof that Matt is alive, well, and actually doing some stuff. There's some songs on here and some other interesting things. And it's in Japanese.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Crazysitter (1995)
Oh, a movie that can't really decide whether to be a kid's film or a black comedy, so it stays somewhere in between and just ends up being strange. But, Beverly D'Angelo is really hot in an older woman sort of way, so we're not bitching.
Also includes a small pointless cameo by Phil Hartman and one of Lisa Kudrow's first film appearances. If you look at the DVD copy, her name's on the front. Not really on the front of our original VHS format shown here.
Anyway, kind of a funny movie and anything with Ed Begley, Jr. is OK with us. And Carol Kane.
She's so squeaky!
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
MC Paul Barman - Cock Mobster (2002)
And he just don't quit. I was so excited to find this at my local record store the other day. Finally, a new single from the greatest Jewish rapper ever.
Sorry the picture's so crappy. Anyway, this song is so packed full of classic raps I can't even begin to try to name the best one, but how about "I would jizz early/ inside Liz Hurley"?
Now that's some cool shit. Pick it up or download it, it's the feel-good hit of the end of summer.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
going bananas - A good way to describe a girl who is not wearing a bra but probably should be.
Origin - 13th street, Eugene, Oregon.
Usage - "Dude, did you see that girl at the party with the really thin t-shirt and the ski slope boobs?"
"Dude, she was totally going bananas."
"Severely going bananas, dude."
This Week's Top Ten List
Matt Fargo Presents: The Top Ten Things I Like About Japan:
10. My relative size, strength, appentancy at sports.
09. The legality of hallucinagenic mushrooms.
08. The popularity of miniskirts.
07. I can pretend I'm from Europe.
06. Warm bidets on cold mornings.
05. Oh my God, Mel Gibson is speaking in Japanese!
04. Sumo Wrestling (fat people).
03. Love hotels (with fat people).
02. Feeling of awe every time I think "Power Rangers was filmed here, upon this very hallowed turf."
01. Hello Kitty condoms.
Next week: what Matt misses about America!