Gome of the Week
DEQ can kiss my ass.

Expired tags, here I come!








This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Dee is Christina - This one doesn't work anymore, but if you can imagine the similarities between Dee Snider of Twisted Sister and Christina Aguilera, than you can imagine what a knee slapper it was.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Making Michael Jackson's Thriller (1983)

A documentary of a time when Michael Jackson was actually trying to freak people out on purpose, this movie takes us through the making of what many people consider to be the greatest music video of the 80's.

John Landis directed this bad boy, years after Kentucky Fried Movie and years before the masterpiece that was Beverly Hills Cop III. And, he's in it a lot which is pretty boring.

But, veteran make-up guy Rick Baker is in it, and he shows why he was the genius behind The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Monsters are scary!






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Melvana - W/ Members of Nirvana & the Melvins (1993)

Did you hear? Rock is back! But the new shit'll never be as good as the drunken exploits of the original kids from Seattle. This is proof.

A terribly bootlegged recording of Buzz from the Melvins being backed by Krist and Dave from Nirvana at the good ol' Crocodile in the heart of Sea Town.

Here's to drunkenly stumbling through songs that you only kind of know!





This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
eat a hot lead supper and take the dirt nap - Suicide, but only joking.

Origin - probably ONUG, who stole it from who knows where.

Usage - "Dude, I can't believe you went home with that coug last night. She was the gnar-pow, in a really bad way."

"Dude, I know. I guess I have no choice but to eat a hot lead supper and take the dirt nap."

"There's really no other option."



This Week's Top Ten List
Biff's Top Ten Reasons CAC Have Not Done A Damn Thing All Summer:

10. Wockenfuss has decided that Curb Your Enthusiasm is more important than breathing.
09. Mr. Show on DVD.
08. Super Troopers on DVD.
07. homestarrunner.com.
06. Wild 'roke lifestyle creates aversion to clutching microphones at home.
05. Simpsons Season 2 on DVD.
04. Digital Cable.
03. Heavy drinking/sleeping.
02. Wockenfuss wants to call new album We Can Twirk It Out while Pocaroba prefers Mean Gene Gangsta Lean.
01. 'Roke hoes.