Gome of the Week
I think we've all been waiting for Larry Fishburne, Lisa Bonet, and Kid Rock to make a movie about street racing motorcycles together, and by God, here it is.

"Survival of the Fastest."

How do they come up with this stuff? And seriously, isn't Vin Diesel kind of obligated to star in a movie lke this? Where is he?









This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Movie Mistakes - Another great site for the dork in all of us. Who's got too much time on their hands? These people!


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Rapmania: The Roots of Rap (1990)

Goodness gracious, it's Rapmania: The Roots of Rap. This bad boy is full of over 2 hours of live performances from the best the east and west coast had to offer in what seems to be 1989 or 1990.

Performers include Big Daddy Kane, Def Jef, Biz Markie, and even a pre-House of Pain Everlast doing his what he thought was a hit single "The Knack," which slyly sampled "My Sharona" by the group of the same name.

Also features 3rd Bass and the ever popular Wanda D, who, after seeing her performance, I have even less of an idea of who she is.







This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Young Black Teenagers - Young Black Teenagers (1991)

The irony, of course is that none of them are black. But once you get over that and realize they started their career opening for Public Enemy, you realize it's probably ok and then you can deal with the fact that this record is really damn good.

I can't decide if I like this one or the second one better, but who really cares. These kids come from that early 90's era of rap where it looked like things might actually be done being gangsta and then 2Pac came and we were back to square one. You can find this record for 2 dollars. I did.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
taint no thing - A great way to work the word "taint" into a sentence.

Origin - Way too obvious to have one.

Usage - "Dude, thanks for letting me use your razor."

"Taint no thing."

"You don't shave your taint with this razor do you, dude?"

"Dude, taint worth worrying about it."



This Week's Top Ten List
Brad's Top Ten Things He Did Yesterday:

10. Woke up
09. Looked at the clock
08. Rolled over
07. Went back to sleep
06. Watched Memento forwards (backwards)
05. Watched Memento backwards (forwards)
04. Accidentally dropped my toothbrush in the toilet
03. Brushed teeth with finger, followed with a Listerine rinse
02. Thought about how nice a shower would be
01. Saw the commercial for Darkness Falls like 30 times