Gome of the Week
Yeah, it's really all over for ol' Ben. I saw a clip of Daredevil on TV tonight.
Wow, it looks crappy. And if there's a magazine that he's not on the cover of right now, I'd like to see it.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Backstage Tour Riders - An interesting list of what bands require to be on hand backstage when they're on tour. Also check out the mug shot portion of the site. Good stuff.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Puma Man (1980)
Oh my. Has there ever been a more unlikely hero than the Puma Man? Not bloody likely.
Anyway, this film is a low budget crapfest from 1980 that is really just impossible to sit through. It has something to do with a mask and crazy powers that are thrust upon this dorky dude who doesn't want to be the Puma Man, but by God, he has to be the Puma Man.
Next thing you know, he's more or less acting like a puma. You know, jumping around and not getting hurt and stuff.
I don't know where people get these crazy ideas about people acting like animals and then using that same name and tacking "man" on the end of it.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
T.A.T.U. - 200 KMH in the Wrong Lane (2002)
Dreams do come true. Young Russian girls who wear Catholic school girl outfits and make out with each other on stage.
I expect wonderful things from these young ladies.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Bolton like Michael - A good way to say goodbye.
Origin - Pawtucket.
Usage - "Dude, what's up? Are you and your coug girlfriend taking off?"
"Dude, we're Bolton like Michael."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things I Don't Want for Valentine's Day:
10. The Taintmaster 3000
09. A bag of old clams
08. To be woken up before I'm damn well good and ready
07. To hear the words "JLo from the block" ever again
06. Someone to rub construction grade sandpaper on my genitals
05. Nude photos of Sally Jessy Raphael
04. The Requiem for A Dream soundtrack
03. For Cuba Gooding Jr. to ever act again
02. The "Million Dollar Dream"
01. Those chalky little heart candies that say stupid shit like "hunk o' love" on them