Gome of the Week
People who are still wearing D.A.R.E. shirts hoping to be ironic:

Alright, we got it. You actually do drugs.

Nice work.

Be like the rest of us and wear shirts from colleges you couldn't possibly get into.

It's the 20 ought 3, foolio.





This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Poopscape - I'm not confident that I know what a lot of this is, but she linked to us so we'll do the same. Word to the cankles.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Flesh Gordon 2 (1989)

holy hairy balls!

seriously, this movie has more references to the male anatomy than porn.

flesh is back and his penis-sized ship is heading straight towards some crappy planet to stop some stupid person who is making the men of the world impotent.

just to give you an idea of this fine feature, flash really does meet "the baby people of the g-spot cafe". and a bunch of people in poop costumes.

seriously. love biff.






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Soylent Gringo - Antifuture (2003)

We gotta put our friends on when we can. We're playing with these guys this week, and you're all going to love it.

This album is 11 songs about robots, war, and of course, video games. Check out the love at soylentgringo.com.

Fight the......everything!






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Yahtzee! - A good thing to say if you see a hottie or if you just got a good thing going for yourself.

Origin- The upper west side.

Usage: "Dude, what's say we get ham-hocked and find some 'roke ho's?"

"Dude, I'm one step ahead of you. Got a case of Miller and a couple of cougs are on their way over."

"Dude, Yahtzee!"



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Reasons This Week's Top Ten List Will Suck:

10. My always present Super Nintendo frustration
09. That Osbournes/Osmonds commercial that I thought went away but now it's back
08. Oliver Beene
07. I only slept 8 hours last night
06. CAC show tomorrow, begin pre-show jitters............................now
05. Way too sober and coherent
04. Trying to find the brilliance in 50 Cent, can't
03. They never show old Simpsons anymore
02. War protests making me uncomfortable in a really stinky hippie marijuana sort of way
01. Late for work as always