Gome of the Week
Are we really changing "French" to "Freedom"?

I know this is a really obvious one, but check out this article. It's gone too far. We've got to have better things to do, don't we?




This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Ill Mitch - This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Terminal Bliss (1992)

You know when a movie advertises 3 stars from a small paper in San Jose it's got to be good.

Presenting Terminal Bliss, a 1992 treat starring Luke Perry.

"He had everything, but nothing was enough." Um, OK. I guess that kind of makes sense.

This film also features Timothy Owen, who also costarred in an episode of 7th Heaven one time.

Also features Alexis Arquette, brother of the multi-talented David Arquette.

Special moments.






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Kausion - South Central Los Skanless (1995)

Kausion is a trio of young men that Ice Cube was convinced were gonna blow up in the mid nineties. Apparently that didn't happen.

But, it's a pretty cool record, if for no other reason than the fact that Cube produced most of the damn thing himself.

Hot tracks include "Fat Bitches" and "Murdering, Slanging, and Scraping."

Also, a merchandise catalog is included on the inner sleeve in case you want that hot Kausion wear.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
hung like a hanger - Super hung over.

Origin - The Rasta Red Eye (kind of)

Usage - "Dude, check it blee. I stayed up really late last night trying to hook up with that chick who was on the whiskey tango tip. I drank way too much."

"How do you feel?"

"Dude, I'm frus. I'm hung like a hanger."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Adjectives That Are Too Dirty To Make It To Our Slang List:

10. testictubular
09. choadarific
08. taintastic
07. super syphyllitic
06. spermifying
05. nutbagalicious
04. clitty
03. analagous
02. pubic
01. diareally great!