Gome of the Week
Check out the Terminator catching an egg in the side of the grill. Maybe it's because he has yet to agree to debate or actually mention any specifics about the policies he wants to implement.
He will however, never fail to mention quotes from his films. He seems to want to "terminate" a lot of things and "be back" for a lot of other things.
Did you hear the one about the "running man?" Funny shit.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Tu Wang Clan - I have no idea what this is.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Mr Show: The Complete Third Season (2003)
Sometimes, dreams do come true. That's right, Bob and David are back (on DVD) and they're as funny as I remember 'em being.
Includes the hit sketches "You're Fired", "A Trip Up My Mother's Ass", and "Cock Ring Warehouse."
If you don't watch Mr. Show, you've got some serious problems.
Also check the first and second seasons for more non stop laughter.
It'll make your life complete.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
The Doors - The Soft Parade (1969)
Probably their most overlooked album, this one is a rare Doors album that doesn't get old over time, and still stands up today.
This album features songwriting credits divided evenly between Krieger and Morrison, which equals a pompous sensibility that everyone can get along with.
Best track: The title song, where Morrison melds about ten different songs into one big organ orgy of brilliant senselessness.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
I make a good cake and the ladies seem to like me - For when the dames are feelin' ya.
Origin - Delco cat toys.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night had some dope bacne. But she was down for my hillfiddigage."
"Dude, nice work."
"Dude, you know how I do. I make a good cake and the ladies seem to like me."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten New Weight Loss Fads:
10. Bologna only
09. Bacon for breakfast, bacon grease for dinner
08. Drinking light beer while bicycling
07. Gravity bong hit push ups
06. Huff some blow, do a fun run
05. Smoking + prune juice = some serious dumping
04. Hang out with some high school wrestlers, get really good at spitting/urinating
03. Super size your extra value meal, but get a diet coke
02. Purchase $350 worth of porn, masturbate frantically all weekend long
01. Pick up a chainsaw, cut off as many of your own extremities as possible before you pass out from loss of blood