Gome of the Week
"Celebrities Uncensored":

Does anyone really give a shit about how Sandra Bullock reacts in an airport when someone tries to shove a camera up her ass?

If you watch this trash you have problems. Unless someone's beating the shit out of someone.

That's legit entertainment.




This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Twobeers - Our homeboy Dave "Two Beers" Parker has posted some of his new tracks on mp3.com and you all should check 'em out. Good stuff.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Sink or Swim (1997)

In the closest thing we will do to a tribute to John Ritter, here's Sink or Swim, one of those indie movies you've never heard of starring a bunch of people you've seen in a bunch of other stuff.

I'm actually watching it while I'm typing this, so I can't give a full review but it's pretty good so far.

Of course, I'll watch anything with Illeana Douglas in it. She is dope.

Best part so far: Dave Foley yelling at Jason Priestley.

No shit.

Whoah. New best part: Bob Odenkirk playing a dude in jail who has an extremely large penis. This movie rules.






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Best Kissers in the World - Been There (1993)

I forgot that I really like this band. Of course, they're one of those Seattle bands that got signed to a major label and then spit out the bottom of the recording industry, so they broke up shortly after this.

Now you can find Gerald Collier, their frontman, playing with the Supersuckers and recording his own brand of country-ish twang rock.

If you find this for a dollar, pick it up.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Chris Brady famous - Where you're famous, but only among a certain group of semi-obsessive fans.

Origin - Chris Brady, bassist for Pond.

Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night turned out to be the drummer from 7 Year Bitch."

"Really dude. Clitorically speaking, that's pretty random. Did anyone recognize her?"

"No dude. she's pretty much Chris Brady famous."

"Right arm."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Jolly Rancher Flavors:

10. Tequila
09. Sea bass
08. Rusty bolt residue
07. Sweaty beard
06. Nacho cheese
05. Dill pickle
04. A lick of ashtray
03. Aspirin
02. Pork fried rice
01. Sopping taint