Gome of the Week
There are too many remodeling shows.
Soooo sick of things being made over and switched and changed and all that garbage.
If someone screwed with my stuff while I was out of town I'd be straight pissed.
And if a bunch of gay guys told me I wasn't dressing snappy enough I'd have to ask them to politely get the hell off my property.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Fifteen - My favorite teenage guilty pleasure.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Run Ronnie Run! (2003)
Holy crap, it finally came out.
Hate to say it, but it's a little disappointing. It's only about an hour and 15 minutes long, which sucks, and the story is all over the place.
But, it is Bob and David so there's definitely some laughs to be had.
Throw in plenty of celebrity cameos and it's worth sitting through. All of the Mr. Show alums make appearances, so if you're a hard core fan, this is right up your alley.
Though I can see why Bob and David didn't want it to come out. They could have done better.
Not to say that I didn't laugh my ass off at 3x1-1. That shit rules.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Kwame - Incognito (1994)
The boy genius is all grown up.
There's maybe a little too much R&B on this bad boy, but it's actually kinda cool.
A classic 90's rapper who talks about how smart he is and also about his trips to the free clinic.
You gotta love it.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
NIBM - A nicotine induced bowel movement.
Origin - Noj Seerf, Latrice.
Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was the new crack."
"Really dude. Did she hook you up with the taintalingus?"
"No, I was hung like a hanger. Too tired for that. I had to start the day off with a NIBM, and it just got untight after that."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things to Say to Your Roommate Right Before Leaving to Go On a First Date:
10. "As soon as she goes to the bathroom, that's when I'm slipping her the mickey."
09. "My plan? Two words: pubic shave."
08. "I hope she likes movies starring the Rock."
07. "First Arby's, then to OMSI for Laser Floyd!"
06. "How much is bus fare again?"
05. "If everything goes as planned, she should be swallowing my choad load by 10:30."
04. "Do you think it would be inappropriate for me to bring a thermos of jungle juice?
03. "I can't wait to write about this in my internet diary."
02. "Which sounds sexier: bearded clam or wet warm hole?
01. "I'm wearing my fanciest jockstrap!"