Gome of the Week
I know I gave baseball a nod last week, but here we go again. Is anyone even watching the World Series?

Fox Network is so pissed that it's not the Cubs and the Sox.

I'm a little pissed too.





This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Girls Brushing Their Teeth - A fetish I was not aware of.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Red Surf (1989)

If you know the Sly Records staff, you know we're down for the Cloon Dog.

Here's one of his embarrassing flicks which surfaced post-fame that has to be a crap fest.

I just picked it up and I haven't watched it yet, I'm not gonna lie.

Oh, and that's right. Also starring Gene Simmons.

From Kiss.

Good times.






This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Outkast - Speakerboxxx/The Love Below (2003)

You're already listening to this, but I had to put it up here. I can't stop listening to this damn thing.

Andre 3000 brings his best version of the album that Prince always wanted to make (see The Black Album) and Big Boi brings the old 'Kast sound on the hip-hop tip. "Hey Ya!" on The Love Below is the feel good song of the fall.

My call: Album of the year.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
front butt - The cougs get 'em when they cinch their belts too tight.

Origin - Cougsville, Oklahoma.

Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night had some soccer legs but her back yard was bangin' like a benzie."

"Dude, was she going bananas?"

"No, but she was rocking a trump tight front butt."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Famous Last Words At A Party:

10. "Beer bonging gin? Sounds good to me!"
09. "She's a hooker, but she looks clean, don't you think?"
08. "Sure, I've eaten heroin, but I've never smoked it. Pass it my way."
07. "Shut up and just shoot the coke into my cock."
06. "Crystal meth? Sounds new age and spacy!"
05. "Who wants to see my nutsack?"
04. "See that big Samoan guy over there? I'm gonna go call him a bitchwhore."
03. "Let's just smash the aspirin with a hammer and blow it up each other's asses."
02. "We're out of beer. Who wants a jigger of Old Spice?"
01. "Don't bogart that shit. Pass me the blowtorch, jackass."