Gome of the Week
Where is Donkey Kong for the Gamecube?

It's killing me. I wanna pound the ground!

Once again, honorable mention to the Blazers: Randolph with the DUII, and Bonzi's out the door.





This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Bonsai Potato - The lost art of pruning produce.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
The Brutal Truth (2000)

This severe crapfest doesn't actually star Christina Applegate, in fact she's barely in it at all. It does star a bunch of jackass dudes who can barely act, complimented slightly by Moon Zappa and sparse appearances by Molly Ringwald.

It's supposed to be a Big Chill for twenty-somethings, but it's more like a convoluted crime cover up that somehow involves killing a blind man's dog.

Faux art house crap.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Killah Priest - View From Masada (2000)

talk about an awkward second album.

priest's first album, "heavy mental", is off the chain. it's intelligent and completely different than any other rap album i've heard.

that's what makes "masada" so weird. it's just average. it would be a great record for any other emcee out there, but not for killah priest.

songs like "maccabean revolt", "what part of the game?", and "rap legend" are good but nowhere near as cool as "one step", "from atoms to adam", or "tai chi".

killah priest is awesome but buy his other three before this one.

love, biff.



This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
drunk as a poet on payday - Yet another way to explain one's state of intoxication.

Origin - Homer.

Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night had a fat front butt."

"Dude, you love it, you Purvis Ellison."

"She had gnar-pow bacne, too. I didn't care. I was as drunk as a poet on payday."

"Dude, you diabolical."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Rejected Elective College Courses:

10. Penmanship for the blind
09. Introduction to monkey training
08. The collected films of Gallagher: a study in laughter
07. Advanced vocal techniques with Frank Stallone
06. High altitude basket weaving
05. The Lord of the Rings trilogy vs. The Matrix trilogy: which series will get you laid the least?
04. Survey of Le Car repair
03. 10 easy steps to safe battery licking
02. MacGyver shows you how to craft a condom out of saran wrap and a rubber band
01. The hidden health benefits of drinking diluted drain cleaner