Gome of the Week
Bobby Brown was arrested this week for threatening Whitney Houston and claiming that he was going to "beat her ass." Good husband.

It's my prerogative that he's good enough.






This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Blazers Suck - Yes they do.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Johnny Be Good (1988)

Possibly the greatest comedy of all time.

Well, that might be overstepping the bounds a bit, but it's a damn fine film. Done when Anthony Michael Hall and Robert Downey Jr. were on their heyday on SNL, this is a classic.

Witness the gratuitous nudity and general strong content and the introduction of Uma to the world and realize that this is a gem.

Love your Pacer, coach.








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Alan Jackson - Honky Tonk Christmas (1993)

this is my favorite christmas cd ever. seriously. i'm not kidding.

with songs such as "santa's gonna come in a pickup truck" and "please daddy don't get drunk this christmas" how can you go wrong.

don't get his new one. it's crap. look for this cd at a cheap bin near you.

word. biff.




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
jagoff - Yes, it's pronounced with a g. And it spells lameass.

Origin - Mississippi.

Usage - "Dude, that coug I was with last night was super untight."

"How so?"

"She's a bob at being a jagoff."

"Dude, this conversation was too short."

"Don't give me the Ice Cube face, you jagoff."

"You already said that."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Coolest Wrestlers of All Time:

10. Barry Windham
09. Dynamite Kid(British Bulldogs)
08. Ravishing Rick Rude
07. Harley Race
06. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
05. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
04. Mr. Perfect (Curt Hennig)
03. Ted Dibiase
02. Brain Busters (Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard)
01. Ric Flair (That's a given)