Gome of the Week
Lollapalooza = Canceled.

The dream is over. Again.








This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Swizzle Stick Collection - It's pretty extensive.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
September (1987)

i know i know. you're saying, "hey dude, i'm no dummy. i don't think a woody allen film falls under the 'movie i've probably never seen' category." well this one does.

this comes from allen's awkward late 80's oeuvre of dramas starring people other than him.

it starts out kind of slow but this movie really rules, in a 6-people-at-a-summer-house-coming-to-terms-with-things kind of way.

let's get uncomfortable!








This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Portland Trail Blazers - Can I Get a Headband? (2000)

Yes you can.

Taking it back to the old school, when the Blazers almost didn't suck.

Then they traded Grant and Damon and Bonzi went on to be dicks.

Ah, the good ol' days. Best line: "You gotta put a sock around your rock to be the man."




This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
the butt buster - A charlie horse, applied by thrusting the knee into the butt cheek of the victim.

Origin - pain.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night was a buzzard."

"Dude, did she have a front butt?"

"Oh doctor. She had a diamond turd cutter as well. A perfect target for the butt buster that I dished out to her."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best Songs About Lunch:

10. "Wanna Whole Lotta Lunch"
09. "I Just Called to Say I Lunch You"
08. "Lunch Bites"
07. "Feel Like Making Lunch"
06. "All I Want to Do Is Make Lunch With You"
05. "Dirty Lunch"
04. "Sweet Lunch"
03. "Lunch Me Two Times"
02. "Lunch Me Do"
01. "I Lunch A Parade"