Gome of the Week
Craig Kilborn:

I wish I had a late night show so I could quit it for no reason.









This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Worst Wrestling Video Ever - And some funny audio clips. Check out this kid's other entries as well. He's done his homework.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Repulsion (1965)

this 1965 roman polanski film is intense in that old black and white french with subtitles kind of way.

catherine deneuve plays a gal who really hates men. i mean really hates them. not like "men are dawgs" but like she barfs after finding a man's shirt in her bathroom.

watch her steadily go crazy after she locks herself in her apartment with a dead guy and a decomposing skinned rabbit.


love biff.







This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Awesome Cool Dudes - Slam Dunk Contest (2004)

We played with these guys a while back and we had a darn fine time.

They'll rock the ironic headbands and even reference the 86 Mets.

Not too shabby.






This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
reverse hydrant - A short squat person who, instead of dispersing liquid, consumes it.

Origin - Benders.

Usage - "Dude, that yahtzee I was with last night had some soccer legs."

"Dude, nice."

"Yeah, we went to the bar and she got ham-hocked."

"Quite the reverse hydrant, huh?"

"Dude, quite."



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Toppings for Cottage Cheese:

10. mildew sprinkles
09. newborn baby ear wax
08. microwaved bacon balls
07. really old cottage cheese
06. discount bird seed
05. rust scrapin's
04. some of that really fancy soil
03. crushed pork rinds
02. bed sweat
01. capers