Gome of the Week
The Super Bowl for making the rest of TV suck for a whole day. Thankfully I've got NYPD Blue on DVD to bail me out. I haven't watched one football game all year, I figure why start now? Although I did take a break from Sipowicz to watch Prince slay the entire world with his guitar playing. In the pouring rain, no less. That's one talented little guy.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Trannies at the Gym - From the Best of Craigslist, a funny little letter.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
I rented this flick because I love Bonz Malone and wanted to see one of the only movies he's ever had a fairly big part in. Turned out to be a damn fine movie about the shitbox that is our prison system and rapping your way out of it.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Nothing Butt Farts - Nothing Butt Farts (2007)
Field recordings of over 500 farts. Look it up on CD Baby and check out the sample tracks.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
I find your ideas intriguing, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter - A great way to tell someone that you're interested in their philosophies.
Origin - Homer and Bart.
Usage - "Dude, David Caruso was so much better in NYPD Blue than he is in CSI Miami."
"I hear you on that one. But you really can't beat his work in First Blood."
"This is true. Listen, I find your ideas intruiging, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Names I Would Consider, If I Were to Change My Name:
10. Steve Bennet
09. Jimmy Jam Shim Sham the Flim Flam Man
08. Tess Tickle
07. Rob Doad
06. World B. Imprisoned
05. Kareem Abdul Gaybar
04. Steve Balboni
03. T. Bag
02. Leonard Perineum
01. Oral Choade
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