Gome of the Week
This guy, for knocking up Naomi Watts before I had a chance. So smug, with your chiseled good looks. Damn you!
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Jake "The Snake" Roberts Wrestling Drunk - Oh, it's sad.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Double Agent 73 (1974)
The one and only Chesty Morgan. She plays a spy with a camera in her breast. Seriously.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Cex - Actual Fucking (2007)
I'm really not a huge fan of IDM or electronic music in general, but this is pretty damn good. Extra points for the title and cover.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Darn this counterculture, it's got me all bugaboo! - A great way to describe how the constant influx of pseudo intelligencia in our bullshit society is getting to you. Or something like that.
Origin - Cross, David. Show, Mr.
Usage - "Dude, this new Shins album is trump tight."
"Not anymore, dude. They were on SNL last week. Might as well hide it next to your Garden State soundtrack. "
"Darn this counterculture, it's got me all bugaboo! "
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Least Favorite Pizza Toppings:
10. Pencil shavings
09. Shoe Goo
08. Stuff found inside the headphones at record store listening stations
07. Burnt pickles
06. Pube leavin's
05. Deviled eggs that have been in the backseat of a car for 3 days
03. Brussels sprouts - Am I right people?
02. Wet newspaper
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