Gome of the Week
Thunder Bolton, quit biting my style!
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
The Further Adventures of Me - I'm in the Army now!
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Just for Kicks (2006)
I'm not a sneaker fanatic, but I like 'em. And I liked this movie.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Buttery Lords - Buttered For Her Pleasure (2007)
If you haven't picked this up yet, you're missing out. Our boys have brought it.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
plook -An oldie but a goodie. Works when you're talking about humping.
Origin - Zappa, Joe's Garage style.
Usage - "Dude, it turns out I'm a total bob when it comes to chicks."
"Hey, you got that right, I saw you pulling super bro moves on that coug last night. "
"Absolutely. I took her home, and after she speedbagged my nuts, I got down to business and plooked her. "
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Signs That You Suck:
10. You consider poker a sport
09. Your online handle: dudewhosupersucks69
08. You use Axe body spray on your ballsack
07. You can name more than one Fall Out Boy song
06. Four words: tribal arm band tattoo
05. Fast and the Furious 2? You liked it, but you thought the first one was better
04. You spend a good amount of your free time in fierce message board battles
03. You camp out overnight waiting to purchase products and maybe are even a little proud about it
02. Carlos Mencia: he's got your vote for comedian of the century
01. Letterman? Leno? Nah, you'll take that douchebag from Jammin' 95.5.
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