Gome of the Week
Damn this meth epidemic! My gf got her car broken into today at the Park & Ride while she was at work. They ripped out her speakers and tore up her dash trying to get the stereo out. They ultimately failed, but decided to make off with the face plate anyway. So now nobody can use it. Dodes. I blame this guy.






This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Eric B, Baller. - Impressive stats.


This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986)

This is probably one of my all-time favorite movies. This reminds me of being lonely, 16 and up at 1 in the morning with Rhonda Shear and/or Gilbert Gottfried. I've always felt that this was slightly better than the more popular Toxic Avenger. This film teaches us all the lesson of what happens when you smoke a radioactive joint.

Love Biff.









This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
MC Serch - M.any Y.oung L.ives A.go: The 1994 Sessions (2007)

Unreleased 3rd Bass and solo Serch stuff that is straight up awesome. And the first album I've ever purchased from iTunes. The digital era is now. Really though, great throwback hip hop that reminds me why I love hip hop and always will.







This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
angay... - A sweet transitional backhand.

Origin - Spudley?

Usage - "Dude, I'm frus. The new Freddie Foxxx album keeps getting delayed."

"Hey, not to worry. I've got a line on some Kanye West remixes that are trump teez. "

"Anygay... shut your cock holster and let's go to Ihot. "



This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Best Ways to Get Arrested:

10. Hijack a bus, lodge it in a Taco Bell drive through and start taking orders for everyone's "fourth meal"
09. Apparently hanging out with Snoop as of late can get the job done pretty quick
08. The fountain at the mall is a great place to bathe your mongoose
07. Shoplift some Dentyne Ice, explain to security that you're sorry, but you "spit hot fire"
06. Buy ticket to Wild Hogs, proceed to the front of the theater, explain to large crowd that you can save them an hour and ahalf. Drop pants and take dump.
05. You know what your rumpus room is missing? Cock fights.
04. I've heard that nowadays if you burst into the cockpit on a commercial flight and ask to fly the plane, they're usually cool with it
03. If they're not, just explain to them that you are the "Lizard King" and that you can do, well, pretty much "Anything."
02. Figure out who came up with those Geico Cavemen, crush their testicles
01. Stand outside Cuba Gooding Jr's place with a megaphone, keep demanding that he "show you the talent"



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