Gome of the Week
John Travolta thinks most school shootings were the result of psychiatric medication, not flaws in gun control. In related news, he has really stellar tits.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Face Transformer - If you can get this thing to work, it's quite a bit of fun.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
If you want to see Cuba Gooding and Helen Mirren naked and doing it then you have hit the jackpot. If you want to see Stepehen Dorff kick some full frontal nudity style then you have also hit the jackpot. If you want to see Mo'Nique and the kid from 3rd Rock From The Sun then you are an idiot.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
All Smiles - Ten Readings of a Warning (2007)
I looked at this at the record store thinking that Dug Martsch had finally released an album with his wife (All Smiles is their band
name, duh) but was pleased to see that it is the solo album from Grandaddy's non-Jason Lytle guitar player. It is kind of bland at
first but grows on you. I can't really think of anything clever to say about it. So there.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Synchronize Swatches - Something sweet to say when you're making a plan for a later time.
Origin - Parker Lewis. Come on, you knew that.
Usage - "Dude, I'm heading home for a menage a moi."
"Hey, taint no thing. Shall we meet up after your hardcore one way?"
"Sounds trump tight. Let's say seven. Synchronize Swatches."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Songs A Teenage Virgin Fears Will Come On The Radio As He Is About To Lose His Virginity:
10. "The HIV Song" - Ween
09. "Suck My Ass It Smells" - GG Allin
08. "Jump Up And Down On My Nuts" - Da Sucka MCs
07. "Rape Me" - Nirvana
06. "Treat Her Like A Prostitute" - Slick Rick
05. "Dick Of Death" - Pansy Division
04. "Woman Is The Nigger Of The World" - John Lennon
03. "AIDS" - The Black Rebels
02. "Cum Dumpster" - Jack Off Jill
01. "Let's Hear It For The Boy" - Deniece Williams
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