Gome of the Week
I can't believe nobody told me there's a baseball player named Jonny Gomes.












This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Hot Chicks With Douchebags - No offense, C-Dog.



This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Today You Die (2005)

Steaven Seagal and Treach from Naughty By Nature star in this supreme piece of cinematic history. Now, since Treach really hates white people, wouldn't he hate Seagal even more? Just wondering. You are really cheating yourself by not renting this right now. Right now.

Love Biff.














This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
V/A - Persuasive Percussion (1959)

Another gem from the bargain bins. It's just various styles of drumming, ripe for sampling. And I have to admit, it makes some good points.











This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Scrotalitarian - Of, relating to, being, or imposing a form of being in which the scrotum exercises absolute and centralized control over all aspects of life.

Origin - The groin area.

Usage - "Dude, the 200th weekly update of slyrecords.com was pretty trump teez."

"You got that right, but now here come the pretzels."

"Yep. It's tough living under this scrotalitarian regime. "


This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Things I Miss About the 80's:

10. Porn guys with back hair
09. Legally dating teenage girls
08. Larry, Daryl, and his other brother Daryl
07. VH1's I Love The 40's
06. Rock 'N' Wrestling (I'm pretty serious about this one)
05. The soothing sounds of Joe Satriani
04. Those fun trips to NASA just to use the internet
03. Lou Reed's lbst
02. Staying up late and having sex with a sock
01. Dance Party USA!


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