Gome of the Week
Well, it happened.
This Week's Link That's Probably Not That Great
Fentonia - The website and story behind the person who made Gorf, one of our favorite video games.
This Week's Movie You've Probably Never Seen
Solar Crisis (1990)
Wow. I actually had trouble getting through this. I can't explain why it is so bad but this is painful bad. And it shouldn't be. It cost a ton of moolah and has a B-movie geek's dreamcast: Tim Matheson, Charlton Heston, Jack Palance, Peter Boyle and the ever awesome CorinNemec. I am shocked I didn't like this more. Maybe the Alan Smithee directing credit should have tipped me off.
This Week's Record You're Probably Not Listening To
Stone Cold Truth - 2 Cities Live! (2007)
This is neither live, nor in 2 cities. But it is poorly recorded metal from a guy who's pissed at his wife for making him pay child support. Go here and listen to the sample tracks. They will make your day.
This Week's Hip New Slang Word or Phrase
Glock Mane - Anything that's awesome, especially if it's got a hard edged, possibly gangsta angle to it.
Origin - Glock Da Fuckin' Mane.
Usage - "Dude, I took this coug out last night and she immediately wanted to go to town on the hog."
"Dude that is brotastic. Myself, I put on my old Lench Mob hoody and went and chased some tail with C-Dog."
"Dude. That is fucking Glock Mane."
This Week's Top Ten List
The Top Ten Phrases Used to Describe a Street Fight:
08. Taint rupturing
07. Blood inducing
06. Warm up for one hell of an ambulance ride
05. Whatever it's called when two white kids scream racial epithets at each other
04. Innard exposing
03. Grammatically, a nightmare
02. Urine scented
01. A good old fashioned butthole widening
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