The Slang.
This is our big list of slang words. Some are horribly outdated (but were cool when we initially posted them, I promise!), some are really dumb, and others would make the list of our favorite words in the world. You'll jump to another page from this one and then have to scroll down a bit to find the word. After you've peed your pants from laughter and cleaned yourself up, I suggest using the "back" button to get back here.
01. crunktastic
02. lobbin’
03. trump tight
04. chrome labia
05. double eye blinky
06. cankle
07. crabby like seafood
08. gnar-pow
09. bomb-ass chronic
10. coppin’ ‘tude
11. dildo
12. maple bar
13. stokeometer
14. mode
15. LBST
16. diamond turd cutter
17. nails
18. The Heisman
19. The Black Rebel chop
20. What’s the Dio, Ronnie James?
21. untight
22. cougar
23. tittoo
24. Beezee Reezee
25. cherryoke
26. ham-hocked
27. dude, weak
28. gomeosis
29. one way
30. Stokelahoma
31. Super No Friendo
32. The Ice Cube Face
33. Nielsen style
34. dude, geek
35. the snowboarding of _____
36. fruit boots
37. hilfiddagage
38. haterade
39. _______, you diabolical
40. The new crack
41. pulling root
42. hater shades
43. unloading the groceries
44. I’m sorry I don’t like The Strokes
45. not so much
46. I went to Stupid University
47. going bananas
48. ‘roke ho
49. what what
50. eat a hot lead supper and take the dirt nap
51. The cool guy two ring
52. whiskey tango
53. ménage a moi
54. check it blee
55. backyard bangin’ like a Benzie
56. Hallow-weak
57. thin mizzy
58. crazy eyes
59. frus
60. bob
61. dude patrol
62. clitorically speaking
63. gome
64. taint no thing
65. box out dealin’
66. bacne
67. Bolton like Michael
68. The Perfect Plex
69. driving like Popeye
70. The Craptown Pipers
71. I wanna bite that chick’s ass
72. Yahtzee
73. hung like a hanger
74. Purvis Ellison
75. schweppo
76. more fucked up than Peter O’Toole on his birthday
77. Sissy like Spacek
78. The friend in town job quit
79. pulled that out of my ass like anal beads
80. seough
81. taintalingus
82. scheunter
83. soccer legs
84. 4-9-3-11
85. lobbin’ like an ephus
86. right arm
87. down like syndrome
88. sacktacular
89. bagpiping
90. cougar like Mercury
91. powder hound
92. Bell Biv De Taco
93. housed like a suburb
94. on like Donkey Kong
95. I make a good cake and the ladies seem to like me
96. the helm of the bobsled
97. Chris Brady famous
98. NIBM
99. a bowl of dick
100. do it doug
101. pardon me ptooie
102. front butt
103. the flying burrito
104. blowing mouth
105. super bro
106. buzzard
107. oh doctor
108. drunk as a poet on payday
109. jagoff
110. cancel one career
111. new year’s cleave
112. Boggle
113. road cunny
114. talking out the bottom of your shit
115. the pleasure pistol
116. let’s do this Brutus
117. and here come the pretzels
118. the brumsky
119. moobs
120. cock holster
121. bandit, Reynolds style
122. nomosexual
123. supposebly
124. I liked it better the first time
125. replacing love with lunch
126. Cloon Dog
127. speedbagging the nuts
128. Ihot
129. chopster
130. Paperboy
131. Robin Williams level of hairiness
132. post girlfriend break up head shave
133. that’s a lotta dimp
134. getting awesome
135. jerry
136. the butt buster
137. the brotisserie
138. Dold
139. Matt Suey
140. going for delf
141. Illy Corgan
142. slipping one past the goalie
143. sprung like a slinky
144. reverse hydrant
145. the pungent punch
146. wissaw
147. egg mcguffin
148. choada hole
149. trude
150. tanorexic
151. faderade
152. nah mean?
153. bromance
154. wickedballs
155. running with the bulls
156. spankerchief
157. throwin’ bows
158. brew dude
159. MC Fatneck
160. slap five on her
161. q-tips
162. traf
163. Naomi Yahtzee
164. tramp stamp
165. ballsackian
166. he/she’s a totem pole
167. groin-grabbingly good
168. Automatic for the Peehole
169. Fugazi Osbourne
170. The Bro Shop
171. a confusin’ contusion
172. garbage baller
173. doing your laundry
174. mandruff
175. I won’t be happy till she’s smiling like a donut
176. the post-40
177. the Charlie beard
178. we some head bustas!
179. I find your ideas intriguing, and I’d like to subscribe to your newsletter
180. ree to the tee
181. water : earth as hair : my body
182. darn this counterculture, it’s got me all bugaboo!
183. cup the balls, work the shaft, you bitch
184. plook
185. anygay
186. get off your knees ump, you’re blowing the game!
187. on some Becky Slater shit
188. the three pointer
189. nimples
190. half half whole
191. super ultimate party time
192. RickDeesulous
193. not today, not to Gil
194. doppelbanger
195. the fauxhawk Yahtzee
196. chronic lasagna
197. synchronize swatches
198. the daily double of douchebaggery
199. the Draperface
200. the spruce deuce
201. scrotalitarian
202. what the…cut the bull!
203. expanding a stub
204. glock mane
205. pipe down, rub-a-dub!
206. I’d hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
207. ape gait
208. playing the Atari
209. mobile composting
210. you’ve been in more gay porn than Simon Rex
211. breasteraunt
212. Krukish
213. LBBT/skullet
214. playing Ricky Morton
215. the base of Mt. Baldy
216. I was misdirectored/ You got Lommeled!
217. brain burgers
218. gomenclature
219. Puss Run ‘08
220. A.C. Slatering
221. hobosexual
222. grundlebuff
223. the FBS fauxhawk
224. manther
225. Nintendonitis
226. bromaldehyde
227. you’re wrong about the beards
228. conversation over
229. stubblebag
230. scrotum coaster
231. (monogamy mix)
232. dodestain
233. razzle dazzle!
234. threw the nine in his meatloaf
235. Bremelo
236. gomatose
237. wangwise
238. yambag
239. wiss
240. Threadjack Swing
241. and...scene.
242. doucheshiki
243. you over-rotated
244. What's your beef, Stew?
245. Ladies and gentlemen, The Bags
246. you fargin' icehole
247. crad
248. ...which, if true, means death for us all
249. humanely euthanize
250. Pretty Ricky what they called him
251. Then let's see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!
252. Hey, I'm a sensitive guy
253. slide it in like Whitesnake
254. A t-minus ___ minute asspiss situation
255. the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
256. unsubscribe
257. double cross, let's get this one
258. you make the Great Santini look like Leo Buscaglia
259. in the penal colony
260. teabaggery
261. dickaround
262. bitchcakes
263. peenie tingler
264. bangulate
265. prison wallet
266. swizzity
267. I ain't fer it, I'm aggin' it
268. the ball-peen hammer
269. gash hound
270. bobbin' on my knob like an all day sucker
271. Ian Phlegming
272. Sketchosaurus Rex/Tyrannosaurus Sketch
273. Me and Morrison, man. Making the myths, man!
274. cockward
275. Nah, your Aunt Tilly. Yeah you!
276. McClaning
277. hot plate amigo
278. maroon
279. dingers/the scissors of scrote
280. Geriatric Profanity Disorder
281. Skinemaxtastic
282. copper top
283. ass groove
284. gooned on the juice
285. better get out the tee!
286. undercover like a Dutch oven
287. hiding under a pile of coats
288. off the meat wallet
289. the Red run
290. put up your dick beaters
291. jay me oh
292. that's assault, brotha
293. momcert
294. hollow-eyed crazyfuck
295. pick your window
296. Magazines: The TV of Reading
297. my god, you're greasy
298. Fanta pants
299. crumbum
300. 300th base
301. a villain, a real mixer
302. rat-like in appearance
303. Ric Flair-like chops
304. no need for the blown gasket, Charlie
305. It's time for the Ghetto Blaster, fool
306. you look like you comb your hair with buttered toast
307. Wow. Good work, Nancy Drew.
308. Lame! Lame! Lame!
309. kwahom
310. beardo
311. gnome sane
312. DBCA
313. Tell 'em Shorty Shit Stain sent it
314. helkatoot
315. OH FUG
316. knucklebeak
317. the Massengill scale
318. Halloweenie
319. Ricky Retardo
320. Dale Bostitute: Male Prostitute
321. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
322. Bad move, space cadet.
323. Quit needlin' me, you prick.
324. Sir Richard Pumpaloaf
325. groundscore
326. XXXmas
327. Sick belt buckle, bro.
328. Sup deed?
329. You might as well get "dishwasher" tattooed on your face
330. Twiddleyerballsack, South Carolina
331. commode mouth
332. Oh-Ten
333. the Clackamas Claw
334. a serviceable rogering
335. nerdlinger
336. butthole tuxedo
337. pitching Wu
338. I was Lucas out there
339. scrotal recall
340. should'a bought American
341. I'm fin to get my Puff on
342. If you get caught between my balls and something stinky, the best that you can do is buff the taint.
343. huggin' more girls than Béla Károlyi
344. Sir Scrotum
345. gleaming the pube
346. It's the 90's. It's Hammertime!
347. spraying foam
348. Boom: Roasted.
349. disco crap
350. halfro
351. have good mosh-pitting!
352. small business owner
353. sun's out, guns out
354. Abraham Slinkon
355. burying the gold
356. ...all while getting my dode slarved
357. she hails from the Isle of Lesbos
358. crickets
359. Bream a little Bream
360. the tapered chase
361. it's gonna be schweet!
362. Michael Gross
363. chard-on
364. stomped like a narc at a biker rally
365. 365 degrees
366. Muggsy Bogues
367. mup
368. street rules
369. Halloweekend
370. it's like a Mensa convention in here
371. ass factory
372. Isn't this when the government steps in and puts you to sleep?
373. Toid Rage
374. Propah!
375. mahoosive
376. jagwagon
377. Christmass
378. Goons. Hired goons.
379. Ghost Dad the whip
380. timeclock
381. gristleami
382. bluedouche
383. crockahooey
384. VG, EX, M, etc.
385. bertation
386. Oscar Gamble
387. Sheening
388. violently bald
389. Woodburn
390. kitty rocha
391. spaceplans
392. Rube Waddell
393. a nice out
394. a stall man
395. this ain't The Ritz
396. zambronis
397. Like the momentum, yeah!
398. skankings
399. get a mean on
400. the 400 bros
401. yes, it's all very stupid.
402. goin' buckweez
403. breathing like Tony Soprano
404. ballahol
405. assilism
406. Now we do heroin.
407. thinstrap
408. slapdashery
409. nontroversy
410. cross-blocked
411. B.I.T.
412. knuckle-deep
413. Ridiculi Volkoff
414. [citation needed]
415. mandals
416. fathlete
417. significant advances in the field of choad buffery
418. Bad Idea Jeans
419. no rest for the wicked awesome
420. sleep is key
421. Typin' N' Cryin'
422. Joe Niekro-ing
423. going full Croce
424. napthalene
425. You smoke enough sherm, your dumb ass'll do a lot of things
426. sting ring
427. your appearance is comical to me
428. droppin' a Cocker
429. patented butt-gut technology
430. silverbacking
431. shirtcocking
432. pooping the glove
433. helobious
434. goin' buckmild
435. smeel manely
436. totes inappropes
437. Is someone frying bologna?
438. the denied-five back pat
439. coach calves
440. Zola Budding
441. Is this a bit?
442. release the crappin'
443. I'm a Rax man
444. classic material
445. so-old patch
446. a chill of bros/a rage of bros
447. acing it
448. He was a slack-jawed little rat, and all rats have to suck the pipe, baby
449. diarrhetes
450. the covered wagon
451. blowin' up like Kurt Bevacqua
452. it's enough to make a guy fly private
453. spoiler alert!
454. grab-a-cop's-gun crazy
455. 66ing
456. gem-blemming
457. feeling suddenly dysentery
458. the drain clogger
459. Thanks a lot, Dr. Dickhead, you totally fucked me there.
460. overdue for a Side of Iron
461. calling dinosaurs
462. hot garbage
463. toverhang
464. thrashsterpiece
465. notable dode
466. Say, you've got a hot Irish temper
467. Harry Paratestes
468. I'm strong, like the Hulk
469. Susan Pouter
470. But you can imagine what it would be like if they did
471. diarrhea of the butthole
472. yayking
473. don't forget the vig
474. Would you please, for the love of god, and your own body, hold the hammering?
475. Francis Scott Keyed
476. heel tactics
477. chain stroking
478. straight to YouTube
479. totes brute
480. beefseeker missle
481. Weacon Jones
482. dog-startler
483. away game
484. laying out these zeroes like a goose-egg farm
485. ooh, I feel like a celebrity
486. toilet person
487. What am I, starring in a sequel to the star-studded 1994 comedy Prêt-à-Porter (Ready to Wear) over here?
488. nudity in the trailer
489. I did a push up, ate an egg on it - what else can you do with it?
490. #deservingofasuplex
491. Lep 4
492. My Michael Baydar's going off
493. shpurf
494. sneezure
495. tear jerker
496. driving a Yugo
497. go the opposite way with power
498. bone sesh
499. ooh, that was a hot one
500. The Indie 500